Paano kaya pag naging teacher ko si Vice?

feelingmoganun:

VICE: Okay class get one whole sheet of paper.

STUDENT: Sir may quiz?

VICE: Hindi wala! Hatiin niyo lang, gawin niyong 1/2! Tapos hatiin niyo yang 1/2, 1/4 na! Yehey! Tapos pagdikitin niyo ulit, 1 whole na ulit! Mga adik tayo sa school! Trip trip lang! O kaya lukutin niyo tapos batuhin niyo ko, babuyin niyo ko! Putangina magkalat tayo! 

tas ginawa nga eh noh…

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Let’s get Tied!

fuckyeahndasian:

cutiephryme:

I’m not even really into shoes but I so want to try some of these

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